Brandon Roy, LaMarcus Aldridge, Greg Oden, Gerald Wallace, Patty Mills, Nicolas Batum, Marcus Camby and Raymond Felton. That is the heart of the Portland Trail Blazers' Basketball Team!!
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Brandon Roy, LaMarcus Aldridge, Greg Oden, Gerald Wallace, Patty Mills, Nicola Batum, Marcus Camby and Raymond Felton. That is the heart of the Portland Trail Blazers’ Basketball Team!!
(We have just been informed by the league’s front office that you, the reader of this blog, are not even allowed to look at the redacted player or team names. So we strongly urge you to please shy your eyes away when reading the redacted areas. Thank you)
Brandon Roy, LaMarcus Aldridge, Greg Oden, Gerald Wallace, Patty Mills, Nicola Batum, Marcus Camby and Raymond Felton. That is the heart of the Portland Trailblazers Basketball team!! Assuming there is a season next year that is going to be an exciting team to watch.
(Apologies yet again. The league is now informing us that there is to be no speculation as to whether or not there will be a season next year. Please enjoy the rest of the post)
Brandon Roy, LaMarcus Aldridge, Greg Oden, Gerald Wallace, Patty Mills, Nicola Batum, Marcus Camby and Raymond Felton. That is the heart of the Portland Trailblazers Basketball team!! Assuming there is a season next year that is going to be an exciting team to watch. David Stern assures us there will be a season next year. The thought of no NBA season sucks!!
(This just in from the league's front office: League Commissioner, David Stern, Does not assure, assume, accept, ascertain, be afraid, be inclined to think, conjecture, consider, count upon, deduce, deem divine, estimate, expect, fall for, fancy, find, gather, get the idea, guess, have a hunch, have sneaking suspicion, hypothesize, imagine, infer, judge, posit, postulate, predicate, presume, presuppose, speculate, suppose, surmise, suspect, theorize, think that there will be a season next year. Please redact all contrary statements”)
Brandon Roy, LaMarcus Aldridge, Greg Oden, Gerald Wallace, Patty Mills, Nicola Batum, Marcus Camby and Raymond Felton. That is the heart of the Portland Trailblazers Basketball team!! Assuming there is a season next year that is going to be an exciting team to watch. David Stern assures us there will be a season next year. The thought of no NBA season sucks!!
--Josh
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