Because of constraints on my time as a real, live person, this post will be shorter than normal. Here's a brief recap of last night's atrocity against the Washington Wizards:
- Aldridge goes down with an ankle injury in the second minute and the Blazers' spirit of the Blazers goes down with him.
- Portland plays no defense.
- Portland looked dead.
- Portland allowed one of the worst shooting to look like the greatest shooting team in history.
- Terrible loss.